The Ultimate Playground For Cats and Kittens
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use."
"A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove its title?"
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives."
"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
You see, the wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is eowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except put up with it until the wind changes.
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have three different names... an everyday name, such as Peter; a more particular, dignifled name, such as Quaxo, Bombalurina, or Jellylorum; and, thirdly, the name the cat thinks up for himself, his deep and inscrutable singular Name."
Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream."
T. S. Eliot
"When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it and wait until the wind changes."
What greater gift than the love of a cat?
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
One cat just leads to another.
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not."
Ernest Hemingway"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."
W. C. Fields
"Some say cats are devils,
but they behave badly only when
they are alone. When they are among us,
cats are angels..."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
"It (the Cheshire Cat) vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone."
" It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens that, whatever you say to them, they always purr".
" The smallest feline is a masterpiece".
Leonardo da Vinci
"Nothing's more determined than a cat on a hot tin roof..."